Rub some mud in the man's eye with subversive ANP gear.

One day this sidebar will be used to sell you some bullshit. Capitalism , baby. Feel it !



Is sarcasm your weapon of choice ? Are you a 'whacky photoshop guy' ? Why not join the 'staff' ?

ANP Youth

The corporate regime does not care about your children , and hell , neither do we , but we would love to turn your wide eyed little monsters into sarcastic , indignant little conspiracy theorists in the true ANP mold. Just the kind of social miscreants that this flaccid and impotent society needs to kick it in its bloated lazy ass.

Statistics show that the majority of Americans are unfit to rear their own children . We could research crime rates and the number of incarcerated and homeless that populate our cities to support this claim , but all that is really necessary is to set your tivo to record a smattering of reality television and we would hold these truths to be self evident.

Face it, the product of your loins is destined to be persona non gratis unless you allow some outside hand to intervene, and what better hand than one which flips the bird to the system that made you get married and spawn in the first place. You know you always wanted to be on TV. Use the opportunity away from the kids to get some face-time on COPS.


Enroll your child in our two week camping retreat and build an impenetrable wall of snide cynicism and flippant sarcasm that even the most skillful media propagandist will be loathe to confront. [more]

Passionately Indifferent

apathetic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-thtk) also apathetical (--kl) adj. Feeling or showing a lack of interest or concern; indifferent. Feeling or showing little or no emotion; unresponsive.

nihilism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-lzm, n-) n. Philosophy. An extreme form of skepticism that denies all existence. A doctrine holding that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. Rejection of all distinctions in moral or religious value and a willingness to repudiate all previous theories of morality or religious belief. The belief that destruction of existing political or social institutions is necessary for future improvement.