The hoary host known as the federal government is a cranky, catankerous curmudgeon who doesn't like parties in general much less the kind of party that threatens its outdated and oddly smelling hegemony . The stale old crackers would crumble under the might of a party with a chip on its shoulder like the ANP , so they have ensured that only the wealthiest and corruptable of white male christians ever makes it to the oval orifice. But watch out for that curveball in 08 . The Democrats actually have a negro and a dame in the running. Aint that grand !
As much we here at the ANP like to buck tradition and gauge the head of culture from history's ass with the speculum of progress, we just don't see these two as the answer to America's many woes. As we are not yet a proper political party but a loosely organized and largely unmotivated group of disenfranchised free thinkers , we do not have a candidate to offer up for public consumption. Though we would love to sacrifice one of you lucky ANP faithful to the unsatiable appetite of the media-god , that will have to wait for another day. To find out what you can do to further our undefined goals and aims , check out the Membership page , or not .. whatever.
If you are an enterprising kind of jack ass you can decorate your lawn with a grotesque ANP political sign to really piss off your more uptight neighbors. Go to the Capitalism page to find out how you can waste some of your hard earned American dollars.
Election '08 : Full Coverage Laid Bare
If you need me to tell you to click the picture you have little chance of ever winning the ANP Primary election.