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Contributions

Is sarcasm your weapon of choice ? Are you a 'whacky photoshop guy' ? Why not join the 'staff' ?

V.I.P H.Q.

Calling all Anarchists. Slackers. Losers. Freaks. Deviants. Malcontents. Propogandists. Ne'erdowells. Social Retards. Outcasts. Wallflowers. Charlatans. Protesters. Squatters. Transients. Hobos. And any of the rest of the easily manipulated throngs of human cattle that blight the landscape.

In order to become a proper political party certain requirements must be met, not the least of which is a considerable membership in each state which the party wishes to compete in an election. So far this has been our tragic flaw as it is hard to assemble our ilk in any one place at one time given said apathy. The requirements for each state differ slightly and can be found easily with a simple web search , a task even your 5 year old nephew could accomplish.

The process is easy enough. Make a website. Get a few of your jack ass friends together to reluctantly agree to your hairbrain scheme and send an link to poobah@anpnow.org . Feel free to canonize yourself with a ludicrous title and utilize all ANP propaganda at your leisure, as if you have any other mode of operation.

ANP International

I don't think we're in Kansas anymore

Apathetic Nihilism isn't just for Americans. It doesn't matter what geographic region you call home so long as you embody the self important sarcastic cynicism that personifies the ANP brand. We encourage flagrant thumbing of the nose and/or flipping of the bird to any and all authority figures regardless of nationality. Yes , even you Canada.

No government is immune from corruption and stagnation. Sometimes you have to stir things up to skim that greasy film off the top of the Parliamentary soup. Be ye warned that failure to take action will most likely result in your government turning into a clone of the United States. If you are already a democracy then you'd be wise to act fast and start a lodge in your locality asap , stat , and other abbreviated exclamations of immediate urgency.

We here at the ANP headquarters in beautiful downtown cyberschism will not feign to understand the mysterious workings of your archaic and medeival systems of governance. The steps and processes that are entailed in enacting this vague plan of slacktivist revolution in your various -anias and -stans are as alien to the average American as a hot dog eating contest is to the average Ethiopian.

An internet search will most likely reveal the number of sheep and/or virgins to be delivered to your local Duke for consideration as a legitimate governmental representative. Whatever the requirements may be it all starts with claiming a corner of the imaginary land called the internet, connecting with the ANP Grand Lodge and readying an arsenal of poorly constructed photoshops with half-baked slogans plastered across them.

Passionately Indifferent

apathetic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-thtk) also apathetical (--kl) adj. Feeling or showing a lack of interest or concern; indifferent. Feeling or showing little or no emotion; unresponsive.

nihilism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-lzm, n-) n. Philosophy. An extreme form of skepticism that denies all existence. A doctrine holding that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. Rejection of all distinctions in moral or religious value and a willingness to repudiate all previous theories of morality or religious belief. The belief that destruction of existing political or social institutions is necessary for future improvement.