Meeting Transcriptions Of The ANP Grand Lodge
This document does forthwith describe in detail the proceedings of the Grand Lodge of the ANP as presided over by the venerable Graham Poo-Bah Hoover. This document is absolutely worthless.
Disclaimer : Poo Bah cusses like a sailor. If you are easily offended or faint of heart then piss off. Excessive exposure may cause impaired social skills.
ANP Lodge Meeting MCCXVII Transcription
Lodge Bitch : I hereby call this meeting to order (sounds of a bottle breaking on a human skull).....ow fuck !
Graham "PooBah" Hoover : Ok ... whoever threw that bottle is cut off from the beer !
(a flurry of bottles hits the podium)
Graham "PooBah" Hoover : Fuck this I'm gonna go powder my nose... next time we get plastic cups ... The revolution is potponed for another week! Meeting is hereby adjourned ! Go fuck yourselves !
ANP Lodge Meeting MCCXVIII Transcription : (PooBah's Rant 4876 )
Lodge Bitch : ...(trumpets a bugle or bugles a trumpet or whatever, poorly i might add ... heres comes poobah .. christ this is the worst job ....)
Graham PooBah Hoover : Look, before we start burning the flags and getting all wasted and shit I need to make a point about something that is really starting to chap my ass. Pseudo-Patriotism .... This bullshit is running rampant and everytime I see one of those fucking little ribbon shaped bumper stickers I just want to run that self important motherfucker off the side of the road ! Who the fuck are they kidding ?! These bastards ride around town in thier Hummers emblazoned with little yellow ribbons .."support our troops" ... or red white and blue ones ... How much of the money do you think that is gained from the sales of these stickers is going to the families of the soldiers who were killed? Hmmm? None? Exactly ... So what it all boils down to is the government and media and all those talking head mother fuckers appealing to the lowest common denominator (and someone else making a few bucks). Rallying the mob around the flag. Stand unified america ! The enemy lurks ! The lemmings puff up thier chests and wave the flag .. They raise a clenched fist at thier imagined opressors. They inflate thier heads with a distorted perception of nationalism. We are the right and they are the wrong. Us and them. Is it any wonder that these ribbons often have some ridiculous christian propoganda sitting right next to them? Its my way or the highway ... to hell ! Whether its hellfire or hellfire missiles, god always gets the job done. And fuck... maybe that isnt a bad thing .... Here's to annhiliation !