Join Now ! ... or don't ... who cares
Membership has its privelidges and we'll let you know about them just as soon as we figure out what they may be. As it stands The Apathetic Nihilist Party is less a political party and more of a loosely organized and relatively pointless confraternity of disenfranchised nay-sayers and chest thumpers. The moot majority. The federal government is very keen on keeping its two party system in tact and makes it extraordinarily difficult to compete with these obese behemoths. There are many stipulations that must be met before a group can claim to be an actual political party. Once formed it must then embark on a smear campaign against its rivals and also accept funds illegally, apparently, if it is to gain a foothold in the quagmire of american politics. Until that time this group is fated to existance somehwere between an unruly mob and The Boumi Temple. Ideally we would be an unruly mob wearing fez hats and driving tiny cars while yelling inciteful slogans through bullhorns at passers-by.
Until we have the clout that miniature transportation and cylindrical felt hats can afford us, we need to recruit more members into the fold. Why not create a username and join ? Sign the membership petition and create a username for the forum why don't ya? Its the least you can do .... No really I mean it. It really is the least you can do.
Continue to phase 2 : The Assimilation
If you are a maker of fez hats please contact Graham 'Poobah' Hoover at email@example.com ... thanks mngmt.