Rub some mud in the man's eye with subversive ANP gear.

One day this sidebar will be used to sell you some bullshit. Capitalism , baby. Feel it !



Is sarcasm your weapon of choice ? Are you a 'whacky photoshop guy' ? Why not join the 'staff' ?

Staff Infection

These ladies and germs have blown their collective nose in the snot-rag that is the internet to bring you the idiotic genius that is the ANP. Life is a meaningless virus and politics is the proof. We are your anti-bodies.

Kleetus Orgasmus

Ziggy Oddysey

Bobby Hank


Lord Lewdite

Dishonorable mention to Dr. Sveski Mahkistan and Risky MD


Scourge of the internet, we want you ! Bombing your friends' facebook with a political shitstorm not enough for ya ? Can't get enough of the blogging ? Got a penchant for photoshopping genitals onto the faces of Washington talking heads? Well , put your pointless shenanigans to a marginally less futile use and join the staff here at the ANP. It's a fact that one day everyone in America will eventually have their own reality tv show , or at the very least an infomercial , but ya gotta start somewhere . Your 15 minutes of fame awaits !

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Passionately Indifferent

apathetic ( P ) Pronunciation Key (p-thtk) also apathetical (--kl) adj. Feeling or showing a lack of interest or concern; indifferent. Feeling or showing little or no emotion; unresponsive.

nihilism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-lzm, n-) n. Philosophy. An extreme form of skepticism that denies all existence. A doctrine holding that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. Rejection of all distinctions in moral or religious value and a willingness to repudiate all previous theories of morality or religious belief. The belief that destruction of existing political or social institutions is necessary for future improvement.