The ANP's First Annual Doing Jack-Shit
Join the ANP for the “Doing Jack-Shit for the Holidays" Stint starting sometime in November or December, hopefully. Maybe even this year. Inquire by telephone for the schedule, as it is subject to change, and we'll get around to calling you back with the details later.*
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The Apathetic Nihilists will be traversing the country, mostly in Maine, holding anywhere between zero to fourteen pro-anti-celebration events in cities across America to celebrate not celebrating the Season. You can help fund this effort by making a monetary donation - HERE.
Also, as part of the national pro-anti-celebration tour, the ANP will attempt to collect 1, 000, 000, 000 beer bottle caps, which will be subsequently littered about the largest cities in the country in protest of noxious Holiday shenanigans and to annoy the fuck out of Christmas shoppers.
You can do your part by consuming as much beer as possible between now and New Year's. It doesn't even matter what type of beer! We believe in the philosophy "the cheaper the better, " but we really don't care what you go with. All you have to do is forego the long journey to your trash can and let your bottle caps pile up. Get your kids involved, and invite local schools to participate as well!
And even if you can't appear in person to one of the events, you can still collect and mail us all of your used beer bottle caps during the life of the tour. Or don't. Whatever. If you do, however, get off your ass and get the caps in the mail, make sure to write either : "Doing Jack-Shit for the Holidays" or "Bottle Cap Project" or "Fuck Christmas" (for those who are not religious) on the outside of the envelope, so we don't have to open them first to figure out what they are. This will aid in the efficiency of the subsequent bottle cap dispersal, as we can just throw the envelopes into the street unopened.
We feel the statement is made more effective that way.
We don't really expect you to show up, but some people might still do it anyway. If you're not one of them, just mail the envelopes with your bottle caps enclosed to the ANP headquarters at:
Apathetic Nihilist Party
(Any) P.O. Box
Pueblo , Co 81001
*Please note that the details of your inquiry may also change several times, so be sure to inquire frequently. Or just guess. Really, that's probably your best bet.